popped out of a masculine vagina
into a world that looks up to manhood
and wants men made of masculinity,
meaning that all boys get masculated
and reject all that is emasculated.
our boys need more and more testosterone.
should test their testes for testosterone
or else they’ll wind up with a vagina,
which will make them all emasculated
and then we will lose what’s known as manhood.
that is why we must be masculated
and show we love our masculinity.
why wouldn’t we love masculinity?
if you don’t, you may need testosterone
so that you, too, can be masculated,
and not act like you’re such a vagina!
that will free you up to love your manhood;
keep you from being emasculated.
hollywood wants us emasculated—
yes!—Xena stole our masculinity,
robbed Kevin Sorbo of his manhood,
which says not much of his testosterone;
in fact, we now think he’s a vagina
who clearly failed to be masculated.
truth! the whole world should be masculated!
rid us now of all emasculated
media making us a vagina
vacuuming up all masculinity
and destroying all men’s testosterone—
bringing into question their true manhood
don’t you ever relinquish your manhood
or we’ll make sure you are masculated;
we’ll inject you up with testosterone,
instill fear you’ll be emasculated
so you will worship masculinity
as you screw yet another vagina
worship your manhood emasculated!
fuck masculated masculinity—
fuck testosterone!—lick my vagina!
POET’S NOTE:
Part of the Wait. What?!? collection. This Xena Sestina says it all, no? 😏 And no…this is not really about Xena at all. In fact, Xena says, “Grow a set, boys.”
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All Rights Reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, October 27, 2026.
Coming this Spooky Saturday,
on Halloween:
The grand finale of season two of
Devilishly Dreadful: Devil’s Alley; or,
The Last House on the Right
Saturday, October 31, 2026
Now Available
Tristan Robert Lange’s Annabel Lee
A little music to accompany today’s poetry: my new release, Annabel Lee, is out today! 🖤 Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe’s poem, this eight-and-a-half-minute tone poem is composed by me and performed by Appalachian Virtual Ensemble.
I’d love for you to give it a listen. Best news, though? It’s yours for free! Enjoy!
Now Available
Devilishly Dreadful: A Macabre Monday Series, Season 1 on Vinyl
Perfect spooky Halloween entertainment for age-appropriate family and friends. Recommended for ages 16+
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