
no.
disappointment.
why?
hershey park sky.
“what’s the fee?”
a cost for feeling free.
but can we, dad, can we?
jumbo the gumbo,
teletron telethon
through a carne’s
megatron.
wheel me up, Ferris!
twenty-five minutes at
a the top—
starting with Fee—
the best concert
experience
a working dad
could have
afforded me.
POET’S NOTE:
Part of The Art of Being collection.
Phans will understand. 🐠
While Phish has neither confirmed nor denied the accuracy of this account, certain parties familiar with August 14, 1996, including Reba, may consider it substantially true. The author maintains that this was, in fact, the best concert experience a working dad could have afforded him.
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.



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