Tristan Robert Lange

Poet | Mystic | Existential Voice | Human with a haunted halo

Tristan Robert Lange is a poet whose work blends existential depth, gothic imagery, and spiritual subtext. This site is home to their published poems, reflections, and creative journey.

The Orange Ordinance

A cartoon-style orange character with a dramatic side-parted blonde hairstyle and smug expression stands dressed in a robe with a halo, holding an asparagus wand. An asparagus pope facepalms nearby while a small tomato kneels in prayer.
Image: AI-generated using DALL-E and modified by the author; Poetry: written by Tristan Robert Lange, Human-authored.

There was a large and orange dope
Who trolled the world, an evil trope.
A bramble on his gourd,
While dressing as the Lord,
Made his case to divorce the pope.

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