Tristan Robert Lange

Poet | Mystic | Existential Voice | Human with a haunted halo

Tristan Robert Lange is a poet whose work blends existential depth, gothic imagery, and spiritual subtext. This site is home to their published poems, reflections, and creative journey.

Popeye’s Part

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A marble statue of a muscular sailor modeled after Popeye stands proudly before ancient columns. One arm is flexed while the other rests beside a can of spinach on the pedestal. The stone inscription below reads “POPEYEVS GLVG MAXIMVS SOLVS.” The image parodies classical sculpture and heroism with tongue-in-cheek reverence.
Image: AI-generated using DALL-E and customized by the author; Concept and poetry by Tristan Robert Lange, Human-authored.

There was a sailor strong from the start
As he ate spinach with all his heart.
The more and more he ate,
Bulked him like a primate,
And now he’s missing his private part.

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